Lisa Turtle: Ignorant Turd

I started work a bit later today, so I had time to watch a little telly with my bran flakes this morning. And low and behold, "Saved by the Bell: Wedding In Las Vegas" was on. Lucky day, indeed.

While I'll spare you the majority of what could become a tirade of criticism, I can't help but comment on the following scene:

Picture it... The valet parking lot of some swank Las Vegas hotel. Zach and Kelly getting ready to jet off to Bayside after their whirl-wind wedding. Saying their goodbyes to old friends and new. Out trots Lisa Turtle and her new "man", Kurt...

(Are you picturing it?)

... Wearing tie dyed t-shirts, moccasins, and what appear to be headbands (buddy bands?) with feathers sticking out of them.

Lisa: We're sure gonna miss you.

Kelly: Us to, Lis. Hey, thanks for coming.

Lisa: No problem, Kel. Anything for you and Zach.

Zach: Lisa, what are you wearing?

Lisa: Oh *giggle* Kurt is taking me to the Indian Reservation, so I thought I'd DRESS THE PART...

Fo' serious, people. This movie came out in 1994.